The envelope, please, The award goes to...Landon Conrad, the award being, the winner of this year's series of Dominic Ford's "So You Think You Can Fuck." Gay porn's only reality show completed its nine-episode run of six hunky guys competing, judge Scotty B announced the winner at his weekly Dirty Dish show in WeHo. Conrad will, as his prize, appear on the cover of Ford's Adult Magazine, as well as...well, other prizes. Tommy Defendi was the runner-up, if you must know Landon joins the ranks of Topher DiMaggio, Duncan Black, and Mitch Vaughn, previous winners. A tip of the vidioview chapeau to Conrad, and if you might have missed any of the excitement, all the episodes are available at the show's website for your viewing pleasure.

Remember Jon Galt? You will, if you're interested in hunky "real men." He was a Titan exclusive for several years (to your left) and appeared in films for many of the other biggies before retiring seven or so years ago. Now, he's back, and in an exclusive interview with GayDemon's VIncent Lambert, Jon tells of his decision to return to the wonderful world of gay porn, and where he has been hiding out for the past several years. Not to give away too many spoilers, Jon is still looking mighty fine (right), and has filmed two new scenes with his BF Vic Rocco. He'll be filming with Chi Chi, following a scene with MenOver30. You can read all the details and get a special deal by clicking over to Vince's blog at GayDemon and, yes, Mr. Galt is on Twitter @jongaltXXX. I'm so relieved.

Items from the web hanging around my desk:"Sexy, hairy and stocky" is how the MenOfMontreal site describes their new "dude," as they put it. Not sure that I'd call him "stocky," as Bruno Miles is 5'11" and weighs 195, which seems proportionally OK to me. He's 19, bless his heart, and comes from Montreal's suburbs, where he works as a mason. Lots of muscle and some chiseled abs help, as does his 7 inches cut, Yes, cut, rather unusual as most French Canadian men are uncut. Says so right here.

Zac West is the new guy at UK Hot Jocks, and they want us to know that he's not sweet and innocent, like that other Zac. He is, they say, a "turbo jock," whatever that is, and full of "fire, passion, and cheeky Irish charm." He is so horny that his thick cock is out and hard within the first 50 seconds of the scene. Time it.

Lastly, there's Alexander. He was discovered skateboarding, visiting California for the first time. The only problem was, he was getting low on cash. Well, the folks at dylanlucas.com immediately told him how they could help fix that. And so another G4P performer is born.

HighPerformanceMen.com presents another Zack, only with a "K", Zack Taylor, and Rich Kelly in something called "Deep Pleasure." We find Zack all alone in the shower, if you don't include the dildo he lubes up and slides into his rear orifice. As he rides it, who should walk in but Rich, who watches and strokes his own cock. Guess Zack never heard of door locks. Good for us, I guess.

BelAmiOnline's latest scene for their "Dirty Blonde" series brings back Mick Lovell. A moment's pause for a brief "hooray," and another pause to "hooray" Mick for his bottoming, free of condom, for BelAmi newcumer Johnny Bloom. Doesn't take a lot to get us excited.

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