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          UNDERWEAR!!

            by Loren McLeod

Kiss, sometimes, suck, rim, fuck, jerk, cum. Kiss, suck, rim, fuck, jerk, cum. Porn can get so tiresome, even when produced by A-list companies and featuring A-list models. It is why I always look for alternative forms of adult male entertainment, on bookstore shelves and, increasingly, the internet.

Earlier this week I found www.underwearstuds.com, and it is sexy stuff. It features images and video of dozens and dozens of well-built, mostly handsome models hanging out around their homes in white jockey shorts. No jocks, no thongs. No boxers or union suits. With two or three exceptions, the models wear only white underwear. Briefs, boxer briefs, bikinis, mesh…each pair is identified in the copy that identifies the models and describes their scenes. Hunter removes his Polo briefs, Justin relaxes in his International Male Brawn underwear and Carl cuts his Hanes off. Cisco’s in Hanes, Pete’s in 2xist and Daryl’s in Fruit of the Loom.

It’s cool. It’s hot.  It’s casual and voyeuristic. The men appear alone and, occasionally, in couples. It’s softcore and, occasionally, hardcore. Mostly it’s attractive hunks - blonde, brunette, Hispanic, Nordic, young, old, white, black - taking care of stuff around the house and, sometimes, beating themselves off. Danny vacuums and cleans his bathroom, Buddy gardens, Tony waxes his car and Nick surfs the internet. Some of the fellas paint, some clean their pools. Others wake up from naps and nearly every one of them finds a way to get his tighty whities wet. A handful take swims in backyard pools, though more choose to take baths and showers in their underwear, something I might find odd were I not so focused on enjoying the wet, sheer fabric clinging to a firm set of buns.

I have several favorite Underwear Studs. They include Christian, a young blonde hunk who wakes up in classic briefs, shaves, changes into skimpy briefs, makes himself a cup of coffee and then puts on a pair of jeans. Troy is another blonde hunk. He moves furniture in his Gap briefs. Either he, the photographer, or both are in love with Troy’s ass (me too), as it spends a lot of time in the camera lens; that is, until after his near-obligatory shower, at which time Troy removes his wet underwear and pounds his really large dick. Marco gives Tim a massage, or maybe it’s Tim who gives Marco one. I don’t know them and don’t know who’s who. They’re both in underwear. I suppose I don’t have to explain that at this point. The guy giving the massage peels off the underwear of the guy who’s getting the massage and works his buns and anus with his fingers. It’s pretty hot. They the massagee turns over and they both jerk themselves off. That’s also pretty hot.

Many of the models are Whorelando-based, as I recognize them from Club Orlando Athletic Ventures, a bathhouse I used to frequent before the manager threw me out for writing “Superior Bodies.” That’s a novel about a fictional bathhouse in Whorelando. Check it out on amazon.com. It’s always cool seeing people you know in porn. Seeing what they look like naked. Finding out what turns them on. Discovering their noms de plum and wondering how they came up with them. I was surprised to see one, whom I won’t identify except to say he wears white underwear. He didn’t seem the type, visiting the bathhouse only to use its gym, using the shower only on occasion and only to shower, and then leaving directly. It’s nice to see him gettin’ his groove on.

Visit underwearstuds.com and tell your friends with a fetish for white underwear to visit it too. Get a membership. It’ll keep you busy for a month or two. Buy a DVD of your favorite model. They’re only twenty dollars.

I love Underwear Studs. I wanna be one, just like I wanted to join the military when, as a child, I visited West Point. Ain’t gonna happen, though. These men have bodies inside their briefs, and I’d eat my own feces before I’d press a bench. Not a criticism. It’s just not my thing. I’ll stick to plaid flannel boxers. They don’t ride my flat, hairy ass.

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