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by Loren McLeod
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“Kiss, sometimes, suck, rim, fuck, jerk, cum. Kiss, suck, rim, fuck, jerk, cum." Porn can get so tiresome, even when produced by A-list companies and featuring A-list models. It is why I always look for alternative forms of adult male entertainment, on bookstore shelves and, increasingly, the internet. Earlier this week I found www.underwearstuds.com, and it is sexy stuff” is how I began an earlier column in which I profiled the very hot underwear-themed site (see www.vidioview.com/loren6.html). Since first visiting the site I’ve been paying closer attention to adult movies and sites whose producers and photographers break away from the traditional suck/fuck/cum formula. I recommend the following ten:
10. www.underwearstuds.com would, of course, appear in this list. Rather than repeat my description of the entire site, I mention only my favorite model. Barry is someone I have seen in person at a gym I used to frequent. We never spoke, even to say hi. I knew he was a dancer, though, and I know he performs at Orlando’s Parliament House in one of the stage shows. I don’t think he strips. He may. I’ve never seen it. I’ve seen his underwearstuds bit, though, many times…so many times he would be concerned if he knew. In it, he stretches, wearing white jockey shorts. The tall, blonde, handsome, muscled dancer stretches wide, often with his cotton clad ass raised off the floor, pointing to the ceiling. And when I say he stretches wide, I mean he does full splits, lying on his back, his long, strong legs a very long, straight horizontal line bisected by a patch of crisp white cotton fabric under which… I’ve got to go to the men’s room…be right back…OK, I’m back. Curiously, I always get off watching Barry while he’s still stretching. He finishes his bit getting his underwear soaked under the shower. I wonder how many other of Barry’s fans’ hands and keyboards are covered with their semen by the time he hits the shower’s off?
9. www.menatplay.net, www.suitsex.com with prettier models and better production values and better suits, features images and video of a Brazilian model named Eduardo.
The copy describing his appearance reads, “Usually a pre-requisite for modeling on menatplay is that you flop your cock out and give us all a good look but in Eduardo’s case he didn’t need to. His stunning smile and amazing ripped body were enough to get us hot under the collar.” In other words, Eduardo doesn’t get naked. Still, I mention his appearance on the site because he begins his gig wearing a really nice suit. Then, throughout his shoot, an unidentified model wearing jeans and a t-shirt, takes a scissors to his tie, the suit jacket, the suit pants, his shirt. At the end of the modeling session, Eduardo is standing in tattered clothes, his impressive torso arms and legs revealed. His dick and ass remain clothed. In his gallery’s final images, Eduardo sticks his hand in his pants, to tease viewers I suppose. It doesn’t work. Eduardo’s fine. He’s not my type. The guy who cuts his clothing is more attractive to me. That he doesn’t show dick or manpussy pisses me off. The shit at the end where he puts his hand in his pants does, too, because by that time I know it’s over and I’m not going to see dick or manpussy and I’m more pissed off. There’s something, though, I like about the feature. Oh yeah, I think it’s cool that another model cuts off his clothing, albeit unsatisfyingly. Oh well, it’s worth a mention for those who enjoy not seeing dick or manpussy on adult gay sites.
8. www.menatplay.net I am so not into urine (and I hate the word “piss”…so vulgar), but I find something very arousing about the scene on menatplay where models Todd, an only mildy attractive model wearing a suit, urinates on an unidentified attractive model in a suit who, curiously, is the fella who cuts Eduardo’s suit off him in the aforementioned menatplay scene. It’s hot. It is. I hate to say so. Hotter than Tag Adams and Steve Pierce getting urinated on in “Rear Factor,” the only other golden shower scene I’ve endured. I think what I like so much about it is the suit thing, which readers will know I’m all about, and the fact that the, OK, ugly guy is spraying over the pretty guy, over the front and back on his expensive looking suit jacket, his expensive looking tie, his pretty face and into his wide open mouth. I also hate to say that it is images of this pictoral I found on thumbnail gallery sites that led me to visit, and then get a membership to the site. The handful of pictures I saw in a free thumbnail gallery which also featured other menatplay models were so hot I had to see more of them. In the additional ones, the urine-drenched unidentified model wraps his pretty lips around Todd’s stiff dick. I don’t know how he could, honestly, with the ammonia scent of fresh urine in his nostrils. EEEK! What else turns this man on? Gas? Feces? Making nude angels in yellow snow???
7. Thirst is a movie that features Rod Barry, a model I’ve mentioned so many times in columns he would be do well to contact the authorities. Barry will be relieved, and perhaps disappointed, but more relieved, to know that the scene I found so unusual and hot in this film doesn’t include him. It features Nino Bacci, whom I’ve seen in dozens of titles but whom I never really appreciated until now, and a flash-in-the-pan blonde twink bottom who is too insignificant to mention by name. The hot thing about this scene, which I know was nominated for a Gayvn and which I know I’m not the first to praise, is that limo driver Bacci drives the forgettable blonde twink to psycho Rod Barry’s house. He dresses him in a straightjacket and no pants, and puts him in a room with padded walls. Then he, among other things, gives the twink the rim job of his life. It was hot, and not just because I’m a rimophile. The sinister atmosphere, more crazy-disturbing than violent-disturbing like a dime-a-dozen dungeon set, was very effective. The blonde just sort of thought it was hot and kinky while the viewer knows it’s sinister and totally evil and not nice at all. It’s so hot. Bacci’s twice the twink’s age and clearly has four times his experience. The dominant/submissive roles are fuzzy as the twink is bound but is the one whose dick and cunt are being orally serviced…it’s all very unusual and very fucking HOT.
OK, the scene where psycho doctor Rod Barry butt-machine fucks another forgettable twink and then fucks him with his own dick, all the time shouting mean, crazy shit at him, is also hot. That’s all I’m going to say about Rod Barry. Don’t anyone tell him, or the police, I mentioned him again.
6. "Cirque Noir" contains the amazing three-way with Spencer Quest I referenced in my report on the Gayvns (www.vidioview.com/loren31b.html). It opened with a model doing naked handstands and finished with Quest impaling himself from a trapeze on two decent-sized dicks, a scene more than worthy of mention on this list. Another one, only slightly less hot, is that film’s first. It features a unicyclist named Rimjob, a fat clown named Ouchy and the very hot Joey Russo as an audience member invited onstage to be tied up and whipped by the clown while being blown and rimmed by the unicyclist. Later, Russo sticks first a springy, wooden toy and dildo in the unicyclist’s vagina as he blows the fat clown. I understand in the version of the movie I didn’t see, the three men also urinate on each other. And someone fists someone. Whipping, rimming, toys, sucking a fat ugly clown’s dick, all onstage in front of Russo’s Cirque Noir date…this scene has lots of unusual and extremely hot elements. In spite of my including the aforementioned urination images from menatplay site on this list, I’m grateful to have been spared the urination part of this scene. Still, it likely would have only made it better as the only thing more degrading for a hot model than to be pissed on by an ugly one is to be pissed on by a fat ugly one in clown makeup.
5. "Alabama Takedown" also features the previously mentioned Spencer Quest, though he doesn’t appear in what I thought was the hottest scene in the movie. I got off, more than once, and perhaps more than more than once, during the very sexy scene that began with gym janitor Ken Mack checking out wrestler Damon DeMarco warming up on the mat in a singlet. Between the initial scoping and the actual sex, Mack suggests DeMarco try on several different wrestling outfits, and then tries on one himself. The two models slowly and suggestively step out of and into several extremely sexy numbers, maintaining diamond hard (does that expression work for you?) erections throughout. The men were so hot, the outfits so sexy, the scene so well shot, the pacing so deliciously and achingly slow, I shot before the men even touched each other. Upon further reflection, I think I might have gotten off three times watching this hot bit, and at least three more times later watching Mack tell DeMarco to display his asshole and then fuck him with a broom handle. Jeez!!! I love it when bottoms take odd objects in their cunts. Broom handles, bottles, traffic cones. The broom fucking was amazing. The dressing and the undressing, however, will be what I most remember about that scene and that movie. I know that type of tease is used all the time, particularly in Sharpshooter Studios’ titles. What distinguishes it, though, is the intense sexual tension. And now, knowing what I didn’t know the first three times I saw it, that it would lead to a hot and humiliating broom fucking, is all I can say about it without shooting again.
4. "Behind the Eight Ball" stars, among other people, Chris Stone, which should tell you how old it is. I don’t know what compelled me to rent this title almost fifteen years ago. It certainly wasn’t the cover image. Still, I did, and while most of the scenes were forgettable, as evidenced by my inablity to describe any of them, the one that got me off is one I hope to recreate somewhere, someday…somehow…(go ahead, sing it, you want to). Chris Stone is in this three-way in the rememberable scene, and also this blonde guy who’s kind of ugly but has a big dick, all he needed to be cast I guess. The third guy is a short redhead whom I never saw before and haven’t since. The three guys are in someone’s rec room and there’s a pool table. The redhead volunteers to put on a jerk off show. He climbs onto the table and whips out his dick. The two others watch and then approach him. Remaining clothed throughout, Chris Stone and the ugly blonde with the big dick (which I must have remembered he had from a later scene), stand on either side of Red taking turns jerking his dick and tongue kissing him. It was hot. Really hot, and nicely paced, too. Red being naked and in the hands of the two others, who both watched his jerkoff show and participated in it. The dynamic was hot in what could otherwise have been a standard three-way featuring hot Chris Stone, cute-enough Red and that ugly blonde with the big dick. I love scenes where one or, more often, two guys perform for one or, in this scene, two guys. “Down & Dirty with Steve Cassidy, described at length at www.vidioview.com/loren23.html features two such scenes. Check ‘em out. I would recommend checking out “Behind the Eight Ball,” but it was hardly a classic and I’m sure out-of-print. Instead, recreate the scene and see if you don’t get off.
3. www.menatplay.net sure made an impression on me in the short time I’ve had my membership. My favorite of its offerings is streaming video featuring Czech models, Erik and Kris,
who begin their scene in an apparent job interview. Erik, in whose office the scene appears to occur, is big and handsome in a chiseled European way. Kris is the OK looking interviewee. After the meeting is over the men shake hands, but before Kris leaves, Erik takes a black dildo out of his desk drawer and offers it to him. He takes it, examines it, drops his suit pants, sits down, and rubs the toy against the white cotton fabric of his underwear. Kris then takes off his jockey shorts, offering his bare ass to Erik to examine across the desk. Still clothed and seated, Erik lights up a cigarette as Kris removes his jacket climbs up on the desk and lifts his legs. Erik smokes with one hand and dildo-fucks Kris with the other. The whole thing is fucking hot. A job interviewee agreeing, eager even, to offer his manpussy for a dildo show. The other guy remaining clothed as he drives fucks the guy with the toy, smoking and, occasionally, holding the butt up to his friend’s lips so he can take a drag…HOT FUCKING STUFF. The desktop dildo fuck goes on for a little while and then Erik pulls his dick out of his pants and sticks it in Kris’ hole. Both guys spooge. End of scene. No kissing, no cocksucking. Limited nudity by the bottom. Nearly none by the top. The setting, the suits, the spontenaity, the cigarette sharing. The bottom splayed across the top’s desk, his round, smooth asscunt almost in the top’s lap, close enough to examine easily, convenient enough to plug with a dildo while sharing a cig. Yummy, sexy, and just playful enough stuff.
2. “How the West Was Naked” features a scene I referenced in my first column for this site, a list of the Top 10 Most Sexually Humiliating Scenes in Porn. To check out that list, go to www.vidioview.com/loren.html. That title’s most humiliating, unusual and hot scene, which ranked five there and two here, I described as follows: I have enjoyed Sharpshooter’s videos since I “Nude Men Can Jump” because it features the aforementioned high school jock dream, Chad Conners. I bought others because of how sexy I found all the models undressing in different settings and engaging in a range of activities naked. Curiously, the studios’ best, and most humiliating, scene occurs in “How The West Was Naked,” a title I don’t own. Since Sharpshooter’s truly amateur site doesn’t identify the models, I’m left to describe how “The Handsome Cover Guy” takes this whip and uses it to strip “The Blonde Twink” out of his union suit. He whips the twink over and over again, each time tearing a piece of his long underwear until it’s lying in pieces at his feet. It’s a clever and sexy idea. And humiliating. The violence and violation of being having your clothing torn from you with a whip, and I mean a WHIP. None of this namby-pamby cat-o-nine-tails bullshit you get in the adult bookstore. This whip was killer and could as easily have taken off the twink’s arm. You know?
1. www.guysgetfucked.com sounds like it could be the name of any and every gay site on the planet. What’s curious about it, though, is that while it features guys getting fucked, the guys doing the fucking are women. I’m serious. Check it out. I told you this list would feature hot and unusual things. The guys get fucked and it’s amazing, to me, to many gay men, and to everyone who enjoys watching sexual humiliation. I mean, the copy that accompanies the images could have been written by me. Eric is the boss at his office, and loves to put his hands all over his employees.
His secretary wore a tight shirt, and he blatantly felt her breasts without her permission. She called the other secretary and concocted a plan of revenge. They called Eric into the office and told him they were pissed off, and if he didn't follow their orders they would sue him for sexual harassment.
He couldn't afford to lose his job so he reluctantly agreed to their orders. He was forced to such a purple strap on dildo, then bent over and humiliated by being fucked in the ass!
Even better, most of the women are ugly. Ugly women, mostly clothed (thank God) finger fucking, paddling and dildo fucking mostly hot guys is fucking AMAZING. Even more amazing is this one model featured. I don’t know his name, but he’s pictured here, and he’s the most beautiful sexy, well built handsome man ever, even more so than Jason Cadieux of “Lilies,” described at (here I go again, referencing another former column, www.vidioview.com/loren35.html). He is tall dark and handsome. His bod is fit and muscular. He’s got the best ass ever, and he let’s this Asian chick, whose not bad looking, finger, paddle and dildo fuck it. He also sucks a strap on dildo she wears. And he’s sooooo handsome. I want to get a membership to this site but I’m afraid to. I have an obsessive personality (ask Rod Barry) and I’m afraid I would never leave my house or my computer if I had 24/7 access to guysgetfucked.com.
Finally, I do have to add something, about Sharpshooter Studios, since I reference it earlier and it’s on my mind. I wrote, in an earlier column (www.vidioview.com/loren4.html...sorry!) how silly that company’s releases have become. OK, a couple of weeks ago I get an envelope containing their much-improved, by the way, catalog. Imagine my horror when I see read about their newest release, “Manforce:” FOR HIRE: The Men of Manforce:
Handsome, strong and muscular. They'll strip off their clothes and tackle any tough and dirty job. Watch this breathtaking crew of models and centerfolds invade an industrial warehouse. See them scramble naked to the highest shelves, organize nude assembly lines, stage mail cart races, romp in the packing peanuts and wrap each other up for express delivery. During their breaks, each stunning nude stud relaxes privately just for you in the employee lounge. If you need a man, you need Manforce. OK, imagine my increasing horror and disbelief when I discover there are eight men who are willing to appear in this…words fail me, and they never fail me. I mean, check out these eight mental asylum escapees posing in the boxes. I mean…I…I…I don’t know what to say. OK, yes I do: Piss on me, shit on me, cover me with bile, vomit, pus and a cauldron full of vaginal juices collected from every woman in the US Armed Forces, but do not ever expect me to pose in a large packing box next to seven other men, all of us wearing “playful” expressions, later romping in packing peanuts and wrapping each other up for delivery! Ha, ha, ha!!! Hee, hee, hee!!! Aren’t we playful having playful naked fun in “Manforce!” Tee, hee, hee!
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