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Loren’s Top Ten Most Sexually Humiliating Scenes in Porn

Someone brilliant once said, “The most satisfying sex involves humiliation.” Call me troubled, but I couldn’t agree with him more. It’s what I look for in porn. Lovemaking doesn’t interest me. Derek Cameron and Kurt Young’s lovemaking, in the final scene of “Tradewinds,” was about the sweetest, tenderest fuck scene I’ve ever seen, and it put me to sleep. I’m all about humiliation: deliberate, unintentional, playful, humorous, cruel. It comes in lots of flavors, and they’re all there, in gay porn, most of it in my collection. Here are my top ten favorite examples, five at a time:

10. Sodom, 1999, dir. Michael Zen

Kurt Young, arguably the handsomest man in porn, has himself committed to a psycho ward so he can be with his lover. It would have made for a good story, told seriously. It made for a funny, albeit long, comedy sketch, told humorously. My favorite scene: when Young’s examined by the psycho medical staff at intake. The two doctors, whose names I couldn’t figure out from the credits, are so over the top I thought I was watching “Mystery Science Theater,” until one of them began probing the new patient with a finger. That was fucking hot, especially when the matinee-idol handsome Young responded with something like, “Hey Doc, if you find something up there I’ll split it with you.” Getting finger fucked under the guise of an “examination” by a strange (someone you don’t know) doctor in a standard porn scene is humiliating. Getting finger fucked by a strange (psycho) doctor in an XXX-rated comedy sketch is load-blowing humiliating.

9. Rough Trade, 2004, dir. Tony Alizzi

Nick Piston and Chuck DiRocco go hunting for twinks to rough up. They find blonde Cody Cash on a dark street and tie him to the back of their Jeep. Back in their warehouse they make him suck their dicks while they assault him with insults and profanities. To his credit, Cash gives it right back, that is, when he’s either not got one or both of their dicks in his mouth and not gagging. Piston and DiRocco’s “suck our cocks, bitch” is humiliating enough. Noteworthy is Cash’s infrequent responses-stuff like “If you just asked me I would have come with you,” and “I hate you but I love your cocks”-all of which are answered with extra-hard face fucking thrusts. Extra noteworthy is the frequency with which Cash genuinely gags. That was fucking hot. Double extra noteworthy, though disturbing, even for me, was that when finished, Piston and DiRocco drive Cash to a set of train tracks and tie him to them.

8. Unknown, unknown, unknown

Anthony Gallo (I think) spanks pool boy Vic Hall. I can’t find it anywhere, and I’ve looked hard. Still, I’m compelled to include it because, to me, Vic Hall is among the top ten…five…three hottest guys in porn. I’ve thought so since I first saw the dozen or so sexy images of him on the boxcover of “Alley Beat.” Hall pops up all over the place in all genres of porn, including bisexual, from high quality to this pool boy spanking that I recall as being so low-rent it’s likely buried in a 4-hour compilations, if that. The scene opens with Hall working on Gallo’s pool wearing a black speedo, and you know, no one wears a black speedo like hall. The briefest and lamest of porn dialogue later, Gallo’s spanking Hall, for a long, ultimately excruciatingly boring time. That activity is interrupted when Hall sucks Gallo’s dick, which, OK, was hot. Then more spanking. Now, Hall has done all kinds of humiliating stuff in titles like “The Joint” and “Jail Bitch.” I’ve seen him fucked, tied up, spanked, hot-waxed, all that stuff. What makes this unknown spanking scene so delicious, besides its complete lack of value, is that at one point during the spanking, Hall breaks his pool-boy character, jerks Gallo’s hand away and straightens up, clearly having had enough. How hot that the discomfort, pain really, and humiliation weren’t enjoyed. How hot that they became too much even for a “Jail Bitch” like Hall, who clearly will appear in anything. How hot that whoever arranged this scene (he doesn’t warrant the title of producer or director) agreed that the best part, indeed the only good part, would be Hall withdrawing himself from it. Hot stuff. Hot fucking stuff.

7. Forced Entry, 1995, dir. John Travis

I always get such a charge out of those assault scenes where the victim gets a big boner and even climaxes. I mean, how bad could it have been? Such a scene occurs in “Forced Entry.” A prison guard sexually assaults a prisoner, who winds up traumatized and everything, oh, and covered in his own semen (!). The other prisoners get revenge on the guard by gang-raping him. Again, the victim gets a big, honkin’ boner, reminding us that it’s all pretend, allowing us to enjoy the violence and cruelty. What distinguishes this punishment fuck from others is that more than one of the prisoners actually holds the guard’s mouth and jaw open while the others take turns face-fucking him. It’s the best. That his lips are too stretched to provide any friction is more than made up for by the humiliation of having them spread and held open, wide. Really wide. By more than one prisoner. While the others take turns inserting their penises. It’s so degrading. It’s so wonderfully degrading! Who among us wouldn't want to fuck someone's oral cavity?

6. Sex Quest, 1995, Man’s Best Video

Before he got muscled up Chad Connors was so adorable and sexy he could, clothed, cross a room or wash dishes or weed a garden and I would get a boner. He was beautiful in a Tom Cruise way and his body was tight, fit and perfect. He reminded me of the half dozen high school classmates who were popular, handsome jock, and about whom I lusted throughout my adolescence. That Conners’ performances were never extraordinary didn’t matter. It was enough that he was naked and having sex. And taking it up the butt. The popular, handsome jock was taking it up the butt. How fucking hot. Hotter is the third scene in “Sex Quest” when Conners, a call-boy, is hired as a birthday present to a paunchy and unattractive man. He meets the man in an icky bar and begins licking the man’s nipples in front of his friends, who, while not paunchy, are equally unattractive. He blows the guy. Then the man and his friends bend Conners over a table and take turns fucking his ass and face. That the beautiful high school jock is being fucked at both ends by ugly guys in an icky bar is humiliating enough. That it’s during the day, when bars and nightclubs look their ickiest, makes it worse. Finally, that Conners is grunting in pleasure through a mouth often stuffed with two dicks, and that he ultimately cums himself, is the height of sadness. The popular, handsome jock enjoying the degradation? It’s enough for me to blow no-handed.

5. How The West Was Naked, Sharpshooter Studios

I have enjoyed Sharpshooter’s videos since I “Nude Men Can Jump” because it features the aforementioned high school jock dream, Chad Conners. I bought others because of how sexy I found all the models undressing in different settings and engaging in a range of activities naked. Curiously, the studios’ best, and most humiliating, scene occurs in “How The West Was Naked,” a title I don’t own. Since Sharpshooter’s truly amateur site doesn’t identify the models, I’m left to describe how “The Handsome Cover Guy” takes this whip and uses it to strip “The Blonde Twink” out of his union suit. He whips the twink over and over again, each time tearing a piece of his long underwear until it’s lying in pieces at his feet. It’s a clever and sexy idea. And humiliating. The violence and violation of being having your clothing torn from you with a whip, and I mean a WHIP. None of this namby-pamby cat-o-nine-tails bullshit you get in the adult bookstore. This whip was killer and could as easily have taken off the twink’s arm. You know?

4. The Abduction, 1992, dir. Steven Scarborough

“WHERE’S DE FILM???” military uniform-wearing Chance Caldwell spits into the camera in his European accent in “The Abduction.” “WHERE’S DE FILM!!!” Well, the film turned out to be up someone’s ass. Scott O’Hara’s or Craig Slater’s. So were a lot of other things: toys, ben-wah (sp?) balls, a double-headed dildo, fists. The double-headed dildo part is what ranks third on the humiliating scenes list because, though its been years since I’ve seen it, I remember as the O’Hara and Slater were fucking its heads into each other’s holes, I saw feces on it. As with DE FILM, I don’t know out of whose ass it came. It was there, though, in a long shot that featured both men working the dirty double dildo into each other’s derrieres. To be honest, I didn’t initially think it was feces. I though it might be really thick, old, congealed lube. I asked the friend with whom I watched the film what he thought it was. He said, flatly, “Poop.” How humiliating is that. To not thoroughly douche and then for feces to wind up on the dildo you’re sharing with someone, in front of people, on camera, in front of the world. Were the men aware of it? Did one of them take ownership of it? Or did they say, “He did it. He left poop on the dildo we shared.” Good God what an industry. What a world!

3. The Abduction, 1992, dir. Steven Scarborough

Chance Caldwell might have started out clothed and shouting in “The Abduction,” but in spite of DE FILM having been found, he winds up naked, freshly fucked and telling Jack Dillon, pitifully, “You are de Boss,” in a tone so breathy and so dreadfully dramatic I would have thought Linda Evans had done a voice over had Caldwell been able to say his th’s. I wanna bust a nut every time I recall the image of Dillon licking Chance’s beefy ass while the big, formerly belligerent blonde straddles Dillon’s leg, licking his boot. Yeeeeaaaahhh, baby. Boot-licking, submission and punishment fucking are all inherently humiliating, but to begin wearing a smart and authoritative-looking a uniform, to order underlings around and interrogate prisoners without mercy, and then to end looking up at someone whose boots are shiny with your saliva and say, all Krystle Carrington, “You are de boss,” makes me wonder if Caldwell should really have fled Romania.

2. The Other Side of Aspen II, 1985, dir. Bill Clayton

To take a punishment fuck from one of the least attractive men in porn with one of the largest dicks in porn and then enjoy it to the point of climax is humiliating enough, but to have to engage in the most ridiculous sex scene set up is something no model, no criminal, no murderous dictator…just no one should have to endure. Lee Stern did, in “The Other Side of Aspen II’s” first scene. He’s having car trouble and needs to get to the ski lodge or whatever. O.G. Johnson drives over to fix his car. So far so good. Then Stern is like, “Hey man, hurry up and fix my car,” and O.G., who I think had a foreign accent, is like…well…I couldn’t understand him. He was angry, though, at being hurried. He grabs his enormous dick through his coveralls, though, and winds up feeding it to Stern as punishment for hurrying him. Eeeek! I get red thinking about it. It was so quick and so unintelligible. So jarring. And ultimately so embarrassing for poor Stern, whose sweet ass got totally wrecked by O.G.’s huge yardstick. God. It hurts me to think about the damage it caused, to his rectum and his pride. He got off, though, so it couldn’t have been as bad as it appeared. Still, I wonder what Lee Stern thought of the scene at the premiere.

1. Prince Charming, 1991, Jim Steele

To me, there is no more humiliating scene in gay erotica than in the one that features Brian Yates and Joe Stefano. “Prince Charming” is a lower-budget job that would be forgettable if Stefano’s Stable Boy were not paid by the Yates’ Evil Prince to sexually degrade Yates’ Good Prince. Yates receives Stefano, who he thinks is visiting royalty, in his bedroom. There, Stefano threatens to discourage relations between kingdoms if Yates doesn’t submit to him. The Good Prince agrees and is soon on his knees sucking on the Stable Boy’s fingers as if they were his genitalia, referring to himself as a “whore” and gagging throughout. The finger-sucking part was very long, and wonderfully pathetic, in the tape I originally rented; however, it’s missing from the one I bought and I haven’t been able to find it contained in subsequent rentals. It’s followed by Yates being forced to plead for and suck Stefano’s dick and, again, refer to himself as a “whore.” Finally, as delicious as the long-lost finger-suck, Yates rests his head resting on Stefano’s knees with his legs up in the air exposing his shaved and lubed ass hole. Stefano spits into it, orders Yates to “PUSH IT,” finger fucks it, makes Yates beg to have it stuffed with his dick, and, are you sitting down, creates a suction seal around it with his mouth that is so tight, when he finally yanks his lips away it goes “POP!” Then, of course, he makes him refer to himself as a “whore” again, as if we haven’t heard him say it a dozen times. As sweet and dirty as that was to hear, and really I didn’t…couldn’t…get tired of it, Yates’ steady whine of discomfort/shame/pleasure render him so additionally foolish they make a notably humiliating scene the most notable.

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